The different faces of Desi Fuckboys

Fuckboys are EVERYWHERE. They can be found in any city, state, country or continent of the world and their *Gandi Nasal* is only increasing day by day.

The desi society seems to be getting richer with these shitbags very quickly. They have grown in such a big amount that there is a chance that every 6 out of 10 boys, is a Fuckboy.

In case you don’t know what a Fuckboy is;
“A Fuck Boy is a specific type of male Millennial douchebag. They are disrespectful and rude to nearly everyone with a pulse who makes the mistake of coming into contact with them. The only thing they want from a girl is her body or pictures of her body. He is basically the type of guy who does shit that generally pisses the population of the earth off all the time.”
Via: Urban Dictionary

If a boy came to your mind after reading the definition, congratulations you’ve successfully identified a Fuckboy and you’re good to go now.

⚠️Before getting to the types, I just want to make sure it to everyone that I DO NOT hate men. I am only talking about the specific kind of men (boys ’cause they do not seem to be grown ups) and I do not want to send a message that only male gender has flaws. It does not have anything to do with the gender, some girls can also be classified in the given types.⚠️

Now, Let’s have some fun.

1- The attention seeker

“He just wants attention, he doesn’t want your heart.” 🎶
The first and the most common one.
The only intention of his life is to get attention and be admired by strangers.
He is the fakest of them all.
He’ll only message/call you to tell you some fake story that he probably made in his own mind and wouldn’t care about what you have to say in return. He will rant about his good looks, caring nature and chick magnetic personality ALL THE TIME. He is the most Khush Fehm and Moun miya’an mithu.

His go to phrases:
“I don’t know why girls get attracted to me so much.” :((
“Is it a crime to be good looking?”

2- The emotional freak

inki masoomiyat par na jana! :))
He will think about the saddest incident ever happened in his life it could be a close person’s death, a past relationship, friendship break up or sometimes *My parents hate me*. All he wants from you is to clean his tears up(mostly fake tears) he’ll be this little crying pathetic baby in front of you in private, but in public he won’t even recognize you. He’ll be friends with you only til he enjoys the drama and once he gets bored with it.. You would never know where he went.

His go to phrases:
“Everybody hates me.”
“My life sucks.”
“I am a very bad human.” (yes dude, you are!)

3- The khandaani rais

His social media accounts are no less than a brand marketing place.
He’ll pose with big cars holding cigarettes in his hand/mouth and most probably wear Ray-Bans. He completely survives on his daddy’s money, but still he hates his parents. He’s as ungrateful as that. He disrespects his Mother/Father and acts cute and sweet with you. Trust me, If he disrespects his own parents = HE WILL DISRESPECT YOU TOO. He doesn’t have any general knowledge and thinks that the only thing he needs in his life is money and some chicks around him. AND YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE CHICKS. It will take some time for you to realize it, but once you do.. RUN.

His go to phrases:
“I bought a new phone/car.” (No dude, YOUR DAD bought it.)
“Babes, my parents are the worst parents ever.” (Yes, because they gave birth to a douchebag like you.)

4- The NIGHTmare

He is the worst of them all. He’ll never text/call you in day and he’ll try his best to stay out of the picture in the light, but once the moon comes out; he’ll start messaging you and calling you. The most favorite topic of conversation for this fuckboy is “a woman’s body”. It could be yours or someone else’s. He’s most probably a werewolf ’cause you’ll only see him after 12 a.m. AND ANY GUY WHO ONLY TEXTS YOU AFTER 12 AM IS A FUCKBOY. Plus the only emoji he ever uses is the winking emoji. Message/call him in daytime once and see how he reacts. :))

His go to phrases:
“What are you wearing?” 😉
“What would you do if I was there with you?” 😉

5- One with Bipolar disorder.

He will be sweet and sour at the same time. He’ll text you the sweetest text ever at a moment and then he’ll get mad at you at the other moment because you replied. He likes you at a distance and tries his best to get close to you, but once you come near him.. he’ll start hating you, mistreating you and he’ll take you for granted. Do not reply to him for 2 days and see how he loses his shit ’cause *you forgot him* and reply him frequently and see how he loses his shit again ’cause *you are always available*.

His go to phrases:
“I need some space.”
“Kitna bolti ho tum.”
“Tum tou kuch bolti hi nahi.”

6- The shodda

He is just a mixture of Khandaani rais and attention seeker, but his wealth is fake and most probably his life too. He goes to a 3rd class gym and his pictures are mostly of his “dolaas and abs” He talks to you when he wants, but you’re not allowed to talk to him according to your will. The main reason he is friends with you is to show off how many girls he knows and you’re probably his girlfriend according to him and his friends, but you don’t have an idea about it.

His go to phrases:
“Did you see my biceps?” :3
“Kabhi comment hi kar diya karo pictures par.”

7- The beghairat.

The title explains it all. He is the one with no sense of shame at all. He’ll tell you that he loves you (although you’ve been talking to him for a few hours only) and once you reject his proposal, he’ll start complaining about how uptight you are. He’ll insult you and make fun of you. He thinks that if he’s gonna show you down, you’ll be impressed by him and accept him, but once he sees that his actions are going in vein. He’ll literally ask you to set one of your friends with him. -_____-

His go to phrases:
“You are a bitch, but I love you? Set ho jao plis.”
“Yr khud nahi pattna tou koi dost hi patta do apni.” (Mar ja kutay!)

8- The brother

There is a special place booked for him in the hell.
He’ll start talking to you as a brother.
He’ll be sweet, caring, loving and protective. He’ll tell you to not to upload your pictures on any social sites, yet he’ll ask you for your selfies. He will give you nicknames like “sis,chhotti,sissy,behna,sisso”
But then suddenly he’ll want to become more than a brother to you. He exists.

His go to phrases:
“I love you! behna”
“Say you love me to naaaa.”
LANAT!

9- The ashleel

All that he wants are Nudes and he’ll send you nudes too(although you didn’t even want him to) he’ll *accidentally* send you links to porn and pics of his pipi.
IF YOU KNOW THIS ONE: BLOCK HIM RIGHT NOW.

His go to phrases:
“I AM SO HAPPY, SEND NUDES?”
“I AM SO SAD, SEND NUDES?”
“I AM DYING, SEND NUDES?”

Bonus:
Identify the fuckboy by what he says.
1- You’re the only girl I talk to. (FUCKBOY)
2- I wanna take things slow. (Hmm.. fuckboy)
3- Can I see your picture? (MAJOR FUCKBOY)
4- You look so HAWT. (…….)
5- I am not a fuckboy. (HAHAHA. fuckboy)
6- Trust me, I am not going to show your pictures to anyone. (Trust ME, He will. He’s a fuckboy)
7- I’ll delete your pictures as soon as I look at them. (Fuckkkkkkboy)
8- Netflix and Chill may be? (Typical fuckboi)
9- If I was there, I’d cuddle with you right now. (Yeah and if I was there, I’d murder you right now. Fuckboy)
10- What are your measurements? (MY MEASUREMENTS ARE LIMITED TO STAYING AWAY FROM FUCKBOYS)

And the best one:
11- Roza kyoun nahien rakha? ;)) (JAHANUMI fuckboy)

Warning:

“Fuckboys apki sehat k liye shadeed hanikarak sabit ho skatay hain is liye apko jese hi koi fuckboy nazar aye, bara-e-mehrbani usay us hi waqt block kr dein warna apnay haal k zimedar app khud hongay.”

Use the comment section below to show your love for fuckboys and for some fun; mention a good boy and a fuckboy, but don’t tell them who they are. Let them figure it out by themselves. 👀